Ways to avoid doing your laundry on Saturday:

1. Sleep.
2. Walk the dog.
3. Take yourself to Denny's where you read your financial history book, drink coffee, and sing along to "Islands in the Stream" without shame.

Kidless Saturday nights (they're at a Halloween party) are awesome.  No joke.  Just waiting for them to call.  I will start a load when I get home.  Probably.